Sarah Palin Opens Sixth Seal

Latest Sarah Palin Speech Opens Sixth Seal | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

“Small town folks—the folks who grow our food, run our small businesses, and teach our kids—are getting pretty riled up by President Obama’s big socialist ideas,” Palin spoke as the stage upon which she stood was rent apart by an unseen hand, opening as unto a great chasm, whose gaping void she narrowly escaped by clinging to the podium. “Uh…how’s that hopey-changey stuff workin’ out for ya?” Palin added.

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